Friday Devotional...3/1/13...He made me

The following list is a bit on the negative side. They are not thoughts of a person who has a healthy self image. They are not the thoughts of a person who realizes that God did not make "no" junk.

God Must Have a Sense of  Humor…
       He Made Me!

“ Clichés … A – Z"

A.
An apple never falls far from the tree
As slow as molasses

B.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Bless my bloomers
C.
Caught between a rock and a hard place
A chip off the old block

D.
Don’t have a cow
Dumb as a stump

E.
Eat dirt
Either you sink or you swim

F.
Fat as a hog
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

G.
Give a little, take a little
Gut reaction

H.
He has his head in the clouds
Horse sense

I.
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck
If friends were flowers, I’d pick you

J.
Just fell off the turnip truck
Just a drop in the bucket

K.
Keep your head above water
Knock on wood

L.
The last straw
Like talking to a brick wall

M.
Make like a tree and leave
More than you can shake a stick at

N.
Naked as a jaybird
Nutty as a fruitcake

O.
Old as dirt
Our neck of the woods

P.
Plain as water
Put that in your pipe and smoke it

Q.
Quick draw McGraw
Quit Squabbling

R.
Rise and Shine
A rolling stone gathers no moss

S.
Stubborn as a mule
Still waters run deep

T.
Tastes like chicken
Too little too late

U.
Ugly as a mud fence
Under the weather

V.
Thank you very much (Elvis)
V is for factory

W.
We hung them out to dry
We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it

X.
?

Y.
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink
Your ass is grass


Z.
Zero…Zilch !

What we need to remember is that God

made us according  to His perfect plan.
For this we need to keep ourselves mindful
that the Creator of the Universe always does His best work on every single person He ever creates.
 

So, praise Him always.

Written by

Glenna Williamson